Springfield-based newspaper State Journal-Register has created some “fucking golden” ringtones from your phone drawn from Blagojevich audio recordings.

When the transcripts started coming out, I said I’d go as far as to pay money for all the transcripts in an audio book format. Then I found out they were being freely released. SCORE!

The SJ-R releases are bleeped, though, which kinda ruins it. The original tapes are not.

Sidenote- the MP3s are credited as “FBI featuring Rod Blagojevich”. Sounds like a great, topical band name to me.